Showing posts with label prison vs. work. Show all posts
Showing posts with label prison vs. work. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Enjoying your job?

Guess What This Is?
Answer at the end.....













It's a new Prison in UK !

Prison vs Work 
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. 

  
 

@ PRISON

@ WORK

You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell


@ PRISON

you spend the majority of your time 
In an 6X6 cubicle /office
 


@ WORK

You get three meals a day fully paid for 


@ PRISON

you get a break for one meal and 
You have to pay for it 


@ WORK

You get time off for good behavior

you get more work for 
Good behavior

@ PRISON 
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you 


@ PRISON

@ WORK 
You must often carry a security card 
And open all the doors for yourself 


@ WORK

You can watch TV and play games 


@ PRISON

you could get fired for watching 
TV and playing games 


@ WORK

You get your own toilet 


@ PRISON

you have to share the toilet with 
Some people who pee on the seat 


@ WORK

They allow your family and friends to visit 

@ PRISON

you aren't even supposed to speak
To your family 


@ WORK

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required 


@ PRISON

you get to pay all your expenses to go 
To work, and they deduct tax es from 
Your salary to pay for prisoners 


@ WORK

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

you spend most of your time wanting 
To get out and go inside bars


@ PRISON
 
You must deal with sadistic wardens


@ WORK
 
They are called managers