Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Enjoying your job?

Guess What This Is?
Answer at the end.....













It's a new Prison in UK !

Prison vs Work 
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. 

  
 

@ PRISON

@ WORK

You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell


@ PRISON

you spend the majority of your time 
In an 6X6 cubicle /office
 


@ WORK

You get three meals a day fully paid for 


@ PRISON

you get a break for one meal and 
You have to pay for it 


@ WORK

You get time off for good behavior

you get more work for 
Good behavior

@ PRISON 
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you 


@ PRISON

@ WORK 
You must often carry a security card 
And open all the doors for yourself 


@ WORK

You can watch TV and play games 


@ PRISON

you could get fired for watching 
TV and playing games 


@ WORK

You get your own toilet 


@ PRISON

you have to share the toilet with 
Some people who pee on the seat 


@ WORK

They allow your family and friends to visit 

@ PRISON

you aren't even supposed to speak
To your family 


@ WORK

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required 


@ PRISON

you get to pay all your expenses to go 
To work, and they deduct tax es from 
Your salary to pay for prisoners 


@ WORK

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

you spend most of your time wanting 
To get out and go inside bars


@ PRISON
 
You must deal with sadistic wardens


@ WORK
 
They are called managers


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