Have you smiled today?

GETTING SO FAT
I CAN HARDLY SCRATCH MY OWN BUTT!!
THESE MORNING WALKS ARE KILLING ME!!!!
WHAT PART OF QUIET
DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

OK, NOW DONT MOVE FOR ABOUT A WEEK!

SORRY MOM, I'M NEW AT THIS
I hate it when this happens!
IM SO CUTE, THEY WONT CARE IF I SHRED THIS!!
I REALLY NEED TO GET GOING,
BUT JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET MOTIVATED.............
H ey..gimme my BALL back!!
I said, Go to sleep!!
Nice doggie...GOOD boy
A little power nap...

Sleeping in again